THE BOOKIE

Compete With Friends.
Track Bets. Talk Trash.

Fully automated betting • Real-time odds • Weekly roasts • College & Pro

Track your bets, tail winners, fade losers. Get roasted for losing streaks. Free to use!

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What Makes It Special

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Automated Betting

Place bets on NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, NCAA Football, NCAA Basketball. Auto-resolves when games finish. Zero manual work required.

🐑

Tail & Fade

Copy winners, fade losers. Build your reputation. Public accountability for everyone.

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Streak Tracking

Get roasted for losing streaks. Get praised for winning streaks. 5+ games triggers notifications.

📅

Weekly Recaps

Every Sunday at 8 PM. Top winners, biggest losers. All with 18+ humor.

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Auto Threads

Each bet gets its own discussion thread. Talk trash, share analysis, cope together.

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Stats & Leaderboards

Track your record, see who's actually good, check your balance. All in real-time.

Supported Bet Types

All sports support three bet types:

  • •
    Spreads — Bet on the point difference (e.g., Chiefs -3.5, Bills +3.5)
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    Moneylines — Bet on who wins straight up (e.g., Chiefs ML, Bills ML)
  • •
    Totals — Bet on combined score over/under (e.g., Over 47.5, Under 47.5)

Available Sports

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NFL
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NBA
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MLB
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NHL
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NCAA Football
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NCAA Basketball

All bets automatically resolve when games finish. Real-time odds from The Odds API.

No parlays, no player props—just straight bets that actually settle.

How It Works

1

Invite Bot to Your Server

Bot automatically creates #the-bookie channel with proper permissions.

2

Users Place Bets

Use /bet command to select sport, game, and pick. Everyone starts with 1000 units.

3

Bets Auto-Resolve

When games finish, bets settle automatically. No manual work needed.

4

Get Roasted/Praised

Streak notifications, weekly recaps, public leaderboards. Nobody is safe.

How To Use

🎲 Betting Commands

/bet

Place a new bet on an upcoming game

Sports Available: NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, NCAA Football, NCAA Basketball
Modes:
  • • Interactive Mode: Select from live games with real-time odds
  • • Manual Mode: Enter custom matchup, pick, and odds
Bet Types: Spread, Moneyline, Totals (Over/Under)
Features:
  • • React with 👍 to tail (copy the bet)
  • • React with 👎 to fade (bet against)
  • • Automatic thread creation for discussion

/cancel

Cancel a pending bet

  • • Refunds your stake for bets that haven't started yet
  • • Cannot cancel bets for games that have already begun

📊 Account Management

/balance

Check your current unit balance

Shows: Available units, units at risk, total balance, pending bet count, net profit/loss

/record

View your betting record and statistics

Shows: Win/Loss/Push record, win rate, total wagered, net profit/loss, current streak, longest streaks

📜 History & Tracking

/history

View recent betting activity

Options: Filter by sport or status (pending/won/lost/push)

Shows last 10 bets with details

/leaderboard

View server rankings

Options: Sort by profit, win rate, or volume

Shows top performers in your server

🤖 Automatic Features

Weekly Recaps

Every Sunday at 8 PM

  • • Top 3 winners with roasts
  • • Bottom 3 losers with roasts
  • • Biggest win and loss of the week
  • • Server statistics

Result Checking

Every 30 minutes

  • • Automatically checks game results
  • • Updates bet statuses
  • • Sends DM notifications
  • • Updates Discord embeds

Tail & Fade System

  • • React 👍 to tail (copy someone's bet)
  • • React 👎 to fade (bet opposite)
  • • Automatically creates matching bets
  • • Tracks who tailed/faded each bet

Ready to Lose Money?

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